Why Online Matchmaking Sites Are A Scam

Through exhaustive research I have come to believe that all those online 'matchmaking' services are a scam. It is one giant computer, and all they do is match a couple of words or phrases from the profiles you write with other member's profiles.

Exhibit 'A'.

When I wrote I wanted to get back into dating by starting small until I found myself, they hooked me up with a midget who sells GPS tracking systems.